montrealligator

The alligators range appears to be increasing northward. Now an intrinsic member of the local ecosystem, montrealligator can be friend or foe. If a montrealligator tries to battle you, the best defense is to play dead, move to Vancouver/ Toronto/Ottawa, or employ the Ultima Armor (level 9), known as Amateur Urban Folk Art/Music and Shitty-Art Vest. Other recommended tools include a bike, a bike crew, feminism, back scratches, Concordia degree, (smoking), a metro pass and 15$.

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